Ten days before I leave

In 10 days, I will be boarding a plane headed for Washington DC.  I've told all of my conservative friends that I'm going there to visit our Nation's Capital, tour the Smithsonian and look in awe at the monuments and the White House.   Well, that's a big fat lie.   I'm going to conduct a paranormal investigation with the people from the TV show, "Ghost Hunters".  They will be investigating the St. Alban's Sanitorium in Radford Virginia on Friday the 18th, and for a mere $225, I, Joe-Ghost-Hunter-Wannabee" can join in the hunt.   After that, I'll have 14 days to get back to DC so I'm going to make a giant loop and try and stay at a different haunted location each night.  I'm bringing lots of ghost hunting equipment which I purchased online.  I know....what a dork.  Who cares.